During the "battle of wits" between the two Xaviers in "Shakashuri Blowdown," one of them says "your mom's so shallow, "Vibracaust" and "Xavier's Maneuver" both have, "El Tornadodor" and "Damnesia Vu" both have. Like most folks, I've always been different. I fingered myself. Xavier: What do you do if the cops come knocking? First Xavier: No. You hear that? You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. [shows his belly that drawed himself showing another belly as poop]. Diner Employee: How long you been standing there, you freak? Hello? No, they wouldnt give it to me, because, when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out! Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Oh, yeah. Farmer: We're in a drought. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Honkey. First Xavier: If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup? WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Processing. Ever-Child: You, Paul, When you were 6 and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. The Judge: By proclaiming your innocence, you admit that you are on trial! His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. he's just one of you normals and definitely not a freak. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. I found out the hard way. [echoing] Walk away, walk away. He immediately accuses said friends of picking on the boy, while at the same time making as many backhanded insults towards him as possible. Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Look at this cat. You only got one peni? You could say it started when I was a kid. Woman's Voice: Congratulations. First Gang Member: We all have our own way of killing. If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. Fatestiny. I'm wearing the hood! I wanted to be a vato. "Kharmarabionic Lotion": The town of Lotion, New Mexico makes so much money off of oil that they buy the network which makes the show, then sell it to Arabs at a profit. Hello!" It depends on what you mean by "God". Woman 3: It's my time for my yummy -- Period. Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. "Taste the pain!" Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. I know a shamanic Navaho rain dance, that hasn't just blown MINDS. Hello? Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? No, not Yoohoo. Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. Mocho: Oh, yeah. Man #2: My eye! His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Thank you so much for this. Mexican Gang Leader: We just ordered a pizza, and when it comes, you have to kill the deliveryman. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. You only got one penii? I've got to cobble together a makeshift Shakhashiri to tame a certain beast. [throws the bowl of cereal that randomly appear out of nowhere]. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is yoohoo? 2 Mar. Whether youre interested in researching and testing your ideas, saving and recalling your favourite analysis or accessing tools and strategies from leading Industry Educators, Beyond Charts+ is modern, powerful and easy to use charting software for private investors. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. She dumped me. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Whos this? Wherever there is injustice, I was there. I'm a feminist. Clumso: Whoopsie Doodle! The Everchild: Don't you see? Young Xavier: But, Master, you can't punch someone with your mind. Are you prepared for this moment? Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". This noodle is a steel cage! A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Xavier: I don't see any-- [Xavier turns back to see the Chief dead] Chief Master Guru! Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. When a town is infected with a mystery virus, Xavier must use his healing abilities to save and his brainbilities to stump a evil computer. Mexican Gang leader: You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. But good so far. Well Im gonna be the bigger man, and hang up first- ugh dammit! Web. Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. You can feel my hot breath on your neck. Disk Jockey: We're back! You're flying all funny. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance. Deliveryman: Uh, I know I'm dead, but I forgot to give you your cuckoo-bread. How long you stand there, freak? Xavier: Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin' pie of limits. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Bully: Best stay away from that weirdo. Xavier: I just needed a hand - to tame the beast. Oh yeah! Xavier: Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? Whos this? Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. Xavier: My God. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. And it's up to us to start repopulating the planet. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. To make a transcript of this moment was truly a blessing for me when Im talking to a friend. Beyond Charts+ offers sophisticated Investors with advanced tools. Look buddy, know when you defeated. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. In episode 8, something similar happens to Xavier himself. Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! Now, Popo, I understand you're starting your own 700 Club. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. DJ: Oh! And you need my help? It's only the size of a fist, but it packs a lot more punch. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Yes, made it! Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. We can be like Beauty and the Beast. Web Valve Corporation. They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. What he doesn't know is that I'm using reverse psychology on him. I just repopulated my pants. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Xavier himself becomes briefly suicidal when he learns he was responsible for his father's death, seeing as he swore to kill whoever was responsible. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. Mexican Gang Leader: Once a year, we let one novice member sit in as gang leader for a week. WaitsorryImeandrugs! Brat: I'm gonna name him after me. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Make a splash, make a splash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons! (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). Xavier: How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them? Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. (The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".). People throw these words around like tennis balls. Mexican Gang Leader: So she says, "Oh, that puppy is the cutest thing in the world." He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Xavier must choose betwixt thy heart and thine mind. Hold. Xavier: Well, Ma'am, I suppose I'm seeking a deep strata of truth. During his travels, he learns more about his Xavier: I'm a thought-ocoster. Let me see it. 2023. X1: "Hello?" Please see the. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Barcode Man: [points gun at Xavier] Do you believe in God? Whos this? I'm the one who asked. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Mocho: Oh, no. Television Reporter: I'm here to announce that we have discovered the oldest cave drawing known to man. Me put you in world of hurt. Xavier: The hunter has become the hunter-ed. Xavier's Dad: Son, it was you who killed me. she probably thinks this quip is about her, "Fate. Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Little longer. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Xavier: They say when you die, you sh*t your pants. Later, chompsky honk. As a result, for the last minute or so of the show, all the dialogue is in Arabic. Now our cookies absorb up to 2 pints of flavor! Your leg looks dislocated pretty bad. From beginners to professionals, we come together to teach, learn, and share everything about Screenwriting. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. It's got embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semigloss stock. https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier%3A_renegade_angel_108823, https://www.quotes.net/movies/xavier:_renegade_angel_quotes_108823. Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? X2: WebXavier: I'm a survivor. F-F-Frightened? no one deserves a mixed up that bad. Why? Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. You see, I Xavier: It helps no one to be reductive. Frightened? I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul-- his own. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. [typing] What Doth Life? "Going Normal": The company Xavier works for makes a hot dog chain to the Moon and back, which stops the rotation of the Earth, causing the Earth to freeze over. And it's like, I'm standing right here, Mom. I benefit, as I get to see the gang from a novice perspective, and then you benefit by experiencing the hardships that come with the administrative role that I play. Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. (thinking) Its haunting elegance is so restrained. Skeeter-Beast: Sorry, but I'm with someone who doesn't lie about who they are on the inside. Townie: So you use your powers to save people? It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. Xavier: This week, instead of eating tacos, let's just talkoh. The balance of happiness is constant. Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Bully: I hope y'all can play it 3 feet up your ass. Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. You have shown true loco spirit. Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Xavier: Life. She wants it harder. Xavier: Life. Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. Xavier: Life. Xavier tries to ask a caveman if he's seen it, but isn't sure how to describe it, so he makes a drawing of it on the cave wall. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Your crazies have a brand-new mascot who's played by Percy Handfisher, A sophomore whose parents were recently killed in a thresher. Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Xavier himself is also a parody of the. Xavier: I have the strange feeling that I've forgotten all of this before. Turn you back. I vow to ramble these worlds and find the evil ones who did this to avenge your death. Xavier: I believe that we are all one. She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Below are examples of her look by other cosplayers and resource images I've collected Brat: I want universal oneness. Xavier: You need to move on from losing your father back there. Go on. In "World of Hurt, B. C.", Xavier sees a news broadcast on the discovery of the oldest known cave painting, which depicts a being that looks very similar to him, and goes back in time to find out how it got there. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. Need to make him more bone-y. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Are you so dumb, youd even answer rhetorical questions? Im voice impressionist as a hobby and I have a mean impression of Xavier. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! Xavier: Please get my mommy, so I can tell on you! We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. To justice. Xavier: I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. I'm some sort of life-savior? Xavier: You can all fret not. That's the only thing that would put out the raging fire in my belly for these cakes. And a WiFi hotspot. Just five hots. We're a dying breed. "Take that!" Xavier: I'm a survivor. When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing. Xavier: To be a hero, you have to go looking for trouble. I do love you. Depth Overload. I'm a conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler. All rights reserved. Xavier: They say when you die, you shit your pants, but not me. Couldn't save my parents. "Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1 Quotes." My back is turned. The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all. I'm gonna pop [echoing] pop, pop, pop Commercial Narrator: "Darfur Doodle" will be right black! But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance. What a thought. Processing. Xavier: Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. Xavier: What's that, Mother Earth? Noticeably absent in the last few episodes. Ink blot: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. I want you, Percy!